Monthly Archives: November 2007

November 1st Family Wars

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I never knew how volatile a lovingly ecumenical family could become. But! The Number One Son fired the first shot with this e-mail:

Subject: I wanted to wish you all a happy . .

 

 

REFORMATION DAY!!!!!!

Number One Sister unloaded an entire cannon load of fodder in return:

Subject: I wanted to wish you all a happy . .  

ALL SAINTS DAY!!!! INCLUDING ALL OF OUR ANCESTORS WHO ARE IN HEAVEN and intercede on our behalf as the great cloud of witnesses.  November 1st

&

ALL SOULS DAY!!!! INCLUDING ANY  OF OUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES WHO ARE IN PURGATORY.  November 2nd.

Fortunately, there are in-laws to mitigate disputes and pour the blessed oil:

NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY (Nov. 3rd) 😀

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